Hi. We’re blink-182. This past week there’ve been a lot of questions about the current status from us. To put is simply, We’re back.We mean, really back. Picking up where we left off and then some. In the studio writing and recording a new album. Preparing to tour the world yet again. Friendships reformed. 17 years deep in our legacy.

Summer 2009

Thanks and get ready...

Helllllll yeeeeeah =]

Soft enough to caress a baby...



Strong enough to smother it.

My bday was sweet. Christmas was lovely. New years is probably gonna feel strange :|

But I've been chillin', d00d.

Shweet, dude. It's finally December.

There's something about this month that screams "All or nothing", and it's not because it's "Don't Fap (masturbate) December". = http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=642366

Gross to mention, but technically a good thing.

It wasn't a day at school if ya didn't hear some morally disturbing joke =P

Hellll yeeeeaa!

Fuck you, District Manager.
You're a faggot. Literally, you are! Always talking about going to Hawaii with your husband while belitting me for not doing impossible work.
Fuck you for threatening to fire me. You just hate my rebellious style of working. Hey man, shit gets done, right? Who cares if I gotta cut a few corners to get there?
I'm not even the one you should be threatening to fire. We got one manager who doesn't do shit, and another who only cares and thinks about is finding a boyfriend and since she doesn't find one she takes it out on me!

Fuck you, Carmelo. You're a fucking flamer. I can't wait to leave to my university in January. Before that I'll make sure to take a dump in your cereal, ya faggot.

FAGGOT!!

http://www.lex18.com/Global/story.asp?S=2989614

I really hate society.

If a kid writes a short story about a high school being attacked by zombies, he gets arrested for terrorist attacks.

Not to mention that his grandparents turned him in!

Mother fuckers.

After the Max Payne movie ended, I began to cheer and clap my hands and be all like "Hell yea!"

Sadly, I was the only one doing any positive feedback for this glorious film. The entire theater was just silent.

Well... Max Payne is a total fan movie. Although it's a shame that while walking out of the theater, I heard the comments of other dudes that know about Max Payne and they were like "WTF?! IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE THE ACTUAL MAX PAYNE? MOVIE SUX!"

But I don't care. It was still a great film. Although *spoiler?* they ruled out Vinnie Gognitti and Alfred Woden in the entire movie, and even though it technically began and ended in the same environment as the real Max Payne, and basically the same plot, the way they go about it is completely different.

And Ludacris is in it, too. I just loved how the theater lol'd the second they saw him.

Great movie. :D

Kudos to the dude blasting -Dust In The Wind- by -Kansas- on 8th street last night.

All we are is dust in the wind, duuude...

It's about time he works on his new album.

Badass

Meiko is such a hawt ass babe!

SHIT MAN!

I have no idea what to write.

Except that shit's good, banana split ice cream (the flavor, not the actual banana split) is the best fucking ice cream in the world, and I'm gonna miss the people who left Miami.

Yknow what I can't stand?

So like, when I finally decide to lose all self-respect and use a public restroom... as soon as I sit down on it, I notice that there's an uncomfortable closeness between the toilet water and my twanger.

Like... it's just gross, man. Especially when it's those laser guided ones, where if you even THINK about moving away from the laser it flushes and just wets your ass.

And anyone who ever lived through such a torment knows what I mean!

I loved that movie :D

Yknow I still go around saying "CMON! I'M RIGHT HERE! CMON KILL ME I'M RIGHT HERE!! DO IT NOOOW!!"

Do you think a guy with a missing right index finger has every right to be a total asshole to you?

He says a lot of fucked up shit to you, and when you're about to dish out your own moves... he just sticks his four finger hand out and says "Where the fuck are your morals? Picking on a guy with a missing finger?"

Usually people hide stuff like that, but instead he decides to show it off so it can be his asshole license. He can be an ass hole to anyone and not get anything thrown back at him.

What a prick face. But a unfortunate, brave prick face :\

That interview was 3 minutes long...

I don't get it. I made eye contact, answered very honestly and even made her chuckle a bit to make the manager think I'm totally cool to work with.

But it was 3 minutes long. Just questions like "Tell me about yourself" and "What are your main focuses" and "What position would you like?" Maybe she was rushed, I don't know.

Shit -_- I never had such a short interview... I hope I get the jaaab... :(

Good morning, peeps :)

I just finished watching the Dark Knight. And well... I... I don't want to seem like "OH HE'S JUST SAYING THAT TO FEEL COOL BECAUSE HE'S NOT IN THE LOOP!"

But they didn't do one of my favorite villians justice :(. Still a good film, though. Now I just love the "Why so serious?" hype going on, as if no one had ever thought of those combination of words together.

Sheesh, man... I keep thinking about this girl. I wish everyone would know the large amount of love between us instead of all the hate they're fed. They'll be thinking that I'm constantly doing bad when in reality many days beforehand we were in each other's arms, getting drunk and giving smooches. Although, as rough as it is, I can't really show off what goes on between us. She's not my trophy.

I have an interview tomorrow. It's going to be fun working at the mall again, surrounded by people who love me oh so much :)

There's an army of bodies under this river...

Criminals... Reaching out to welcome me as one of their own...

...It was an easy mistake to maaaaaake :D

October 17th is too far away for that movie to come out, man :(

Brave man, I met.

I walked into the local Gamespot the other day, browsing around the merchandise. The one thing I detest about today's generation is that the nerds are divided by which shit they play. At the front desk there was a normal worker, his old timer manager and two other fanboys just having a discussion. They were talking about their basic Halo fascinations about 'owning n00bs on XBox Live' or 'beating the game in Ub3r 1337 Hard Difficulty' and shit.

Then a dude walked in and went straight up to the desk. Midway the manager was finishing saying "Dude man everyone loves Halo, man. I bet even this kid who just walked in likes it too!" The dude looked up confused, and the manager asked "Hey! Quick question! You like Halo, right?"

The boy said no.

At that moment I felt the immediate tension engulf the entire store. Complete and utter silence. The dude looked frightened, but he felt patriotic in what he said.

"How..." spoke the two fanboys, "How... how could you not like Halo?" Mind you, these fanboys were huge wrestler types, who find solace in competitiveness and anyone who didn't think so was a threat to manliness worldwide.

"YOU SUCK! OH EM GEE!" proclaims the manager (He actually say oh em gee, I shit you not). "NO WAY! How is that even possible? How about this kid? YOU!" He pointed right at me, and I smiled because I already knew what my response would be.

"Dude, Halo sucks, man."

I am now never allowed to go into that Gamespot. I guess it's better that way. They seem to criticize everything I buy there with a simple "Why?"

Why not, you cunts?